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Not Real Runners

If you're the casual runner who would rather have a fun time than a good finish time, we're the podcast for you. We're the type of runners that run for pizza, are more concerned with our costume than pace, and stop to pet every dog. Join us as we make our way through the world of running in the back of the pack.
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Mar 28, 2017

John started his new job today, Sara almost died from hill exhaustion, and the Rock 'n' Roll San Francisco Half Marathon may not be what you'd expect! 

Mar 21, 2017

The sharks from shark tank come out to hear a great new product, hear about what happens when two marathons are cut short accidentally, and a recap of the RnR Dallas half. 

Mar 14, 2017

Take off those sunglasses because it'll be hard to see with all the shade. This week we throw shade on all the things in running we hate. 

Mar 7, 2017

John went to a fashion show with Scottsdale's elite and Sara went to bed. Last week we told you all about the rules of the Beer Mile. Now hear us tell you how it went when we tried it ourselves. 

Feb 28, 2017

Lies, Lies, Liza Minelli. Homegirl from the Fort Lauderdale Half Marathon is in deep water after she lied about her time and got busted! Also, ever heard of the Beer Mile? We're explaining the ins and outs of the beer mile before we go and do one ourselves! 

Feb 21, 2017

John rants about something probably not noteworthy and Sara says some story about something or other. Did you know that some people use GoFundMe to cover race expenses? Also, super important, we go over the rules to the Pet A Dog In A Race Challenge!

Feb 14, 2017

Warning: We talk about feet. We have really good advice from a doctor about what you should be doing with blisters, plantar fasciitis, recover, and more. There may be hard to listen to parts if you think feet are gross, but just stick it out, it will be worth it to get through it. 

Feb 7, 2017

Who do you think is the biggest Diva at the mall, John or Sara? Also, learn about the emerging market of Chinese Marathons followed by a recap of our time in the Rock 'N' Roll New Orleans Marathon. 

Jan 31, 2017

Listen in as we talk about the 20 different things you may experience if you are dating a runner! Also, we cheered this past weekend, we're sharing what we learned. 

Jan 24, 2017

Mark your calendars, save your pennies, and tell all your friends where you will be headed (in case you don't make it back) because the North Korean marathon is coming on April 9th! Then hear Sara talk recap the Star Wars Light Side race weekend!

Jan 17, 2017

You voted on our first topic, things not to say to people running in costume! Then hear about the Rock 'n' Roll Arizona MEH-rathon and whether it is right for you or not. 

Jan 13, 2017

In our first ever bonus episode we wrap up our discussion about the Disney Marathon Weekend. Would you go out and run a cancelled RunDisney race? Hear our opinions on the matter. 

Jan 11, 2017

Join us as we talk flesh colored leggings, boring bloggers, and the magic and wonder of the Disney World Marathon Weekend's 5K and 10K!

Jan 3, 2017

Finally we found a video of someone who is totally relatable to us as she has the ULTIMATE costume reveal. Plus learn about the best way to find a race for runners who aren't that fast!

Dec 27, 2016

2016 is coming to an end, and with that is our patience for being thrown up on. Enjoy as we talk about some true not-real-runners enjoy dog time, costumes of cans, and predictions of 2017's race scene. 

Dec 20, 2016

We come up with new instagram handles for each other, talk about "Fat Girl Runner", the central Florida cone business, and finally how to stretch a budget to hit a lot of cities. Learn how to go far with just a little cash! 

Dec 13, 2016

Curious about what it would be like if Mrs Potato Head went to a pole dancing class? What about how long you can go lost in a trail run before anyone notices? Or maybe what the most elite shirts in the shirt game are? Well all of that and more are briefly mentioned between rambles and side stories in this week's episode with special guest Elizabeth Bain. Enjoy! 

Dec 6, 2016

Feel the love of Christmas Angels while you listen to us rant and ramble about alternative marathon tips, a coffee pot hat, and a full recap of Disney's Wine and Dine Half Marathon Weekend!

Nov 29, 2016

Hey Not Real Runners! Episode 1 includes race costume marathon records, an update on Sara's horrifying costume progress, and a recap of Rock 'N' Roll Los Angeles. 

Nov 21, 2016

Finally an episode for runners who aren't fast, fit, or fancy! This is the intro episode to Not Real Runners!

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