John started his new job today, Sara almost died from hill exhaustion, and the Rock 'n' Roll San Francisco Half Marathon may not be what you'd expect!
The sharks from shark tank come out to hear a great new product, hear about what happens when two marathons are cut short accidentally, and a recap of the RnR Dallas half.
Take off those sunglasses because it'll be hard to see with all the shade. This week we throw shade on all the things in running we hate.
John went to a fashion show with Scottsdale's elite and Sara went to bed. Last week we told you all about the rules of the Beer Mile. Now hear us tell you how it went when we tried it ourselves.
Lies, Lies, Liza Minelli. Homegirl from the Fort Lauderdale Half Marathon is in deep water after she lied about her time and got busted! Also, ever heard of the Beer Mile? We're explaining the ins and outs of the beer mile before we go and do one ourselves!
John rants about something probably not noteworthy and Sara says some story about something or other. Did you know that some people use GoFundMe to cover race expenses? Also, super important, we go over the rules to the Pet A Dog In A Race Challenge!
Warning: We talk about feet. We have really good advice from a doctor about what you should be doing with blisters, plantar fasciitis, recover, and more. There may be hard to listen to parts if you think feet are gross, but just stick it out, it will be worth it to get through it.
Who do you think is the biggest Diva at the mall, John or Sara? Also, learn about the emerging market of Chinese Marathons followed by a recap of our time in the Rock 'N' Roll New Orleans Marathon.
Listen in as we talk about the 20 different things you may experience if you are dating a runner! Also, we cheered this past weekend, we're sharing what we learned.
Mark your calendars, save your pennies, and tell all your friends where you will be headed (in case you don't make it back) because the North Korean marathon is coming on April 9th! Then hear Sara talk recap the Star Wars Light Side race weekend!
You voted on our first topic, things not to say to people running in costume! Then hear about the Rock 'n' Roll Arizona MEH-rathon and whether it is right for you or not.
In our first ever bonus episode we wrap up our discussion about the Disney Marathon Weekend. Would you go out and run a cancelled RunDisney race? Hear our opinions on the matter.
Join us as we talk flesh colored leggings, boring bloggers, and the magic and wonder of the Disney World Marathon Weekend's 5K and 10K!
Finally we found a video of someone who is totally relatable to us as she has the ULTIMATE costume reveal. Plus learn about the best way to find a race for runners who aren't that fast!
2016 is coming to an end, and with that is our patience for being thrown up on. Enjoy as we talk about some true not-real-runners enjoy dog time, costumes of cans, and predictions of 2017's race scene.
We come up with new instagram handles for each other, talk about "Fat Girl Runner", the central Florida cone business, and finally how to stretch a budget to hit a lot of cities. Learn how to go far with just a little cash!
Curious about what it would be like if Mrs Potato Head went to a pole dancing class? What about how long you can go lost in a trail run before anyone notices? Or maybe what the most elite shirts in the shirt game are? Well all of that and more are briefly mentioned between rambles and side stories in this week's episode with special guest Elizabeth Bain. Enjoy!
Feel the love of Christmas Angels while you listen to us rant and ramble about alternative marathon tips, a coffee pot hat, and a full recap of Disney's Wine and Dine Half Marathon Weekend!
Hey Not Real Runners! Episode 1 includes race costume marathon records, an update on Sara's horrifying costume progress, and a recap of Rock 'N' Roll Los Angeles.